10. Make you hate your trainer more than the a-hole driving 35 in a 65.
9. Make you stop and chalk up... even though you ain't grabbing nothing but your underwear outta your crack.
8. Give you the worst knee burn since you were a horny college kid.
7. Cause you to question the existence of God but not Satan.
6. Wonder WTF you were thinking when you agreed to start Crossfit.
5. Make running seem like frolicking on the beach with a Margarita.
4. Cause you to wonder if you passed 2nd grade math... because you can't remember if you were on 34 or 35.... DAMMIT!!! Where the hell is Count von Count when you need him?
3. Make you Cherry pick WODs.
2. Make you sing this DAMN SONG the whole time.
and the #1 things Burpees will do for you?
1. Lose a little faith in humanity when you realize just how sadistic people are...
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